You Have a Chicken Purse, You Might As Well Live
I went and hung out with my dear friend Felicia yesterday and I wore my fox scarf. Felicia was complimenting me on my animal accessories and she said, “You’re like Dorothy Parker–but with a chicken purse.” And I thought, OH MY GOLLY, Dorothy Parker would have LOOKED SO GREAT with either the fox scarf or the chicken purse. Maybe she wouldn’t have drank so heavily. Maybe she would have been witty and funny, but also had a SENSE OF HUMOR about herself–you know, as in: Razors pain you; rivers are damp; acids stain you; and drugs cause cramp. Guns aren’t lawful; nooses give; you have a chicken purse; you might as well live.